Cath Laughs:The Twelve Days of Christmas (In the Providence Cardiac Catheterization Lab)
February 2002
Sung to The 12 Days of Christmas
On the first* day of Christmas, the cath lab gave to me¦
A hematoma to my right knee!
2 Versed
300 Joules
4 Plavix
5 Golden Stents!
6 neo rinses
a 7 French swan
8 mucked up wires
9 beats of v-tach
10 schedule changes
11 bags of fluid
12 months of rehab
*Followed by the second, third, fourth, and so on.
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